• You go girl!
  • A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy:
  • Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
  • Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
  • Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
  • The guy looked behind him but found no one.
  • Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
  • Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won't look back.